i just got out of bed to go play super mario at 1am.
giada is way hotter than rachel ray.
i just made my little cousin a dirt cake for his birthday.
“happy birthday! i hope you enjoy the diabetes!”
take note! there are some things on which you should never skimp. specifically, never skimp on toilet paper or q-tips.
If freckles were lovely, and day was night,
And measles were nice and a lie warn’t a lie,
Life would be delight,-
But things couldn’t go right
For in such a sad plight
I wouldn’t be I.
If earth was heaven, and now was hence,
And past was present, and false was true,
There might be some sense
But I’d be in suspense
For on such a pretense
You wouldn’t be you.
If fear was plucky, and globes were square,
And dirt was cleanly and tears were glee
Things would seem fair,-
Yet they’d all despair,
For if here was there
We wouldn’t be we.