July 2011
80 posts
June 2011
72 posts
i just got out of bed to go play super mario at 1am.
bahahhaha! i want his nightcrawler outfit.
giada is way hotter than rachel ray.
i just made my little cousin a dirt cake for his birthday.
“happy birthday! i hope you enjoy the diabetes!”
world,
take note! there are some things on which you should never skimp. specifically, never skimp on toilet paper or q-tips.
If freckles were lovely, and day was night,
And measles were nice and a lie warn’t a lie,
Life would be delight,-
But things couldn’t go right
For in such a sad plight
I wouldn’t be I.
If earth was heaven, and now was hence,
And past was present, and false was true,
There might be some sense
But I’d be in suspense
For on such a pretense
You wouldn’t be you.
If fear was plucky, and globes were square,
And dirt was cleanly and tears were glee
Things would seem fair,-
Yet they’d all despair,
For if here was there
We wouldn’t be we.
may i feel said he
(i’ll squeal said she
just once said he)
it’s fun said she
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let’s go said he
not too far said she
what’s too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
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