this shit is bananas. (b-a-n-a-n-a-s.)
two very strange, awkward, late and memorable nights in a row. imma sleep in tomorrow!
i got underwear and a some gift cards for christmas. my mother got a new camera and an iPhone. what. the. fuck?
all of my college friends who are smokers have all been coming down with bronchitis…coincidence? probably not.
I just saw a 12 foot Santa Clause. Happy birthday, Jesus!
friends don’t let friends mass text.
why do I love “freaks and geeks”? …bc I’m both.
the song “oh holy night”, especially when sung badly, makes me wish instead for a silent night.
it’s chrima eve!!!
dear little-person cashier at big lots: thank you for making me merry. no worries! I wouldn’t be able to handle the pressure of working at the North Pole either! congrats on your escape! sincerely, I won’t tell Santa!
mayonnaise: makes. me. gag.
today? i learned what the word “chode” means and when it is practical to call someone such.
I love hoarders (the tv show). my professor likes it too, but suggests they try a different form of therapy: 1) Have the hoarder collect their most prized possession. 2) Have the hoarder leave the premises with said possession. 3) Set a match to their house and watch it burn. 4) Bring the hoarder back, with their possession. 5) Take possession from hoarder and smash it on the ground. 6)...
why does pronouncing diabetes as “die-uh-bee-tus” make me smile every time?
dear hulu commercial promoting mormonism: i’m converting because of you. sincerely, bring on the polygamy and huge-ass choirs.
here is my christmas list: -seasons of Arrested Development on DVD -Jurassic Park DVD -Rico Reserve Classic 3.5+ Bb Clarinet reeds -Love (in the form of a person)
shsnaps: Brian Williams interviews Marcel the Shell and my heart smiles
i reviewed my semester grades and OUCH! my first B in the history of my life. thanks for the kick in the nads, grad school.
Frosted window panes, Candles gleaming inside, Painted candy canes on the...– Sammy Cahn
I just made the connection that the dad from “little miss sunshine” is the same actor that plays rob from “baby mama”