December 2011
80 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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this shit is bananas. (b-a-n-a-n-a-s.)
Dec 31st
two very strange, awkward, late and memorable nights in a row. imma sleep in tomorrow!
Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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i got underwear and a some gift cards for christmas.  my mother got a new camera and an iPhone.  what.  the.  fuck?
Dec 27th
all of my college friends who are smokers have all been coming down with bronchitis…coincidence?  probably not.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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I just saw a 12 foot Santa Clause. Happy birthday, Jesus!
Dec 25th
friends don’t let friends mass text.
Dec 25th
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why do I love “freaks and geeks”? …bc I’m both.
Dec 25th
the song “oh holy night”, especially when sung badly, makes me wish instead for a silent night.
Dec 25th
it’s chrima eve!!!
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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dear little-person cashier at big lots: thank you for making me merry. no worries! I wouldn’t be able to handle the pressure of working at the North Pole either! congrats on your escape! sincerely, I won’t tell Santa!
Dec 24th
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mayonnaise: makes. me. gag.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
today? i learned what the word “chode” means and when it is practical to call someone such.
Dec 22nd
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I love hoarders (the tv show). my professor likes it too, but suggests they try a different form of therapy: 1) Have the hoarder collect their most prized possession. 2) Have the hoarder leave the premises with said possession. 3) Set a match to their house and watch it burn. 4) Bring the hoarder back, with their possession. 5) Take possession from hoarder and smash it on the ground. 6)...
Dec 22nd
why does pronouncing diabetes as “die-uh-bee-tus” make me smile every time?
Dec 20th
Dec 19th
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dear hulu commercial promoting mormonism:  i’m converting because of you.  sincerely, bring on the polygamy and huge-ass choirs.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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dear santa,
here is my christmas list: -seasons of Arrested Development on DVD -Jurassic Park DVD -Rico Reserve Classic 3.5+ Bb Clarinet reeds -Love (in the form of a person)
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
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shsnaps: Brian Williams interviews Marcel the Shell and my heart smiles
Dec 17th
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i reviewed my semester grades and OUCH! my first B in the history of my life.  thanks for the kick in the nads, grad school.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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“Frosted window panes, Candles gleaming inside, Painted candy canes on the...”
– Sammy Cahn
Dec 17th
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I just made the connection that the dad from “little miss sunshine” is the same actor that plays rob from “baby mama”
Dec 17th