November 2011
66 posts
“I grabbed my book and opened it up. I wanted to smell it. Heck, I wanted to kiss it. Yes, kiss it. That’s right, I am a book kisser. Maybe that’s kind of perverted or maybe it’s just romantic and highly intelligent.”
—Sherman Alexie
bananas are delicious.
note: drinking minty hot tea is like drinking hot toothpaste water.
dear dude: that dude you work with was on the phone your boss before you got here, being a little biatch, telling him you were gonna miss your flight bc he couldn’t see you. you should probably kick his ass.
dear caribou coffee lady at the airport: an iced chai latte doesn’t contain coffee. nor does it need to be steamed before you dump it over ice. you’re a cunt.
sincerely,
this red eye just turned pink
hardest part about saying goodbye: when your dog cries and jumps on you.
what a delicious holiday.
